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Issuing Queenly Edicts
Posted May 10, 2008, 3:00 a.m.
by Linda Marie Ford
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As HRM Queen Linda of Lakewood and founder of It's Good To Be The Queen, it is my royal responsibility to set you, my loyal subjects, on the proper path to Mother's Day.

Let it be known that all queens shall be pampered on our high holiday, Mother's Day, which is this Sunday, May 11. When? This Sunday, May 11.

OK, for you men out there, just one more time — THIS SUNDAY, MAY 11.

Therefore, with the advice and request of all queens everywhere, I decree the following holiday rules:

  • There shall be no preparation of meals by the queen.
  • There shall be no undo stress subjected upon the queen.
  • There shall be no back talk from royal subjects.
  • All shall address the queen as "Your Majesty."

All loving subjects are hereby asked to take notice and govern themselves accordingly.

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